"Ah, dessert." Firebox is celebrating the 30th anniversary of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom's theater release this month with their unveiling of a Monkey Brains Bowl. The bowl replicates the dessert of chilled monkey brains straight from the skull that made Willie Scott faint in the film, and it might make your dinner guests follow suit.

Available now online from Firebox, the Monkey Brains Bowl costs $58.59. It comes with a removable skull lid to keep whatever you decide to put inside it fresh:

"Roast chicken and Shepherds pie just won't cut it any more. Your body is a temple, a temple of doom, and it deserves to be fed something far more exciting.

So why not liven up meal times with this Monkey Brains Bowl and scoop chilled cerebral delicacies straight from its hairy gaping cranium. If this fine piece of severed simian storage is good enough for his Supreme Highness, the Maharajah of Pankot (and he knew how to party), then it's certainly good enough for you. You can fill it with all sorts of exotic delights like crispy Coleoptera beetles, Eye-ball soup and "Snake Surprise" ...or something more boring, like cornflakes.

It's an undeniably tasteful dining vessel, though the sight of it may cause more squeamish dinner guests to roll their eyes back and faint melodramatically.

Please Note:

  • Delicious chilled monkey brains not included
  • Not dishwasher or microwave friendly

Product Features:

  • An elegant dining vessel fit for the Maharajah of Pankot
  • Comes with a plastic insert so that you can eat out of it
  • The ideal distraction for when conversation about secret religious societies turns sour
  • Also perfect for storing pens, keys and precious archaeological artefacts

Dimensions:

  • Box Measures approximately 16cm(W) x 16cm(H) x 16cm(D)"

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    Raised on a steady diet of R.L. Stine’s Goosebumps books and Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Derek has been fascinated with fear since he first saw ForeverWare being used on an episode of Eerie, Indiana.

    When he’s not writing about horror as the Senior News Reporter for Daily Dead, Derek can be found daydreaming about the Santa Carla Boardwalk from The Lost Boys or reading Stephen King and Brian Keene novels.